How Our Service Works
Our service is difficult to get because we are a high class window washing business. We also don't have a way for our customers to contact us, but it's mostly because we are a high class business, right? I know I am right. Anyway, For now, the only way to contact us remotely is thought carrier pigeons, but if for some reason you do not have carrier pigeons, then you can all ways come to our office directly. Just so you know, by "office," I mean my apartment. However, you can't come here on weekends. Oh, you also can't come here when my friends or family are here. I almost forgot, you also can't come over when my girlfriend is here becasue she doesn't like people. She doesn't even like me that much, which is why I feel so lonely. Anyway, lets move on before I get depressed. Once you have contacted us, we will come to you house. Sorry, that sounded a little creepy, so let me elaborate. We will be there to judge your house. That also sounded a little wrong, let me rephrase. We will be there to inspect your homes windows becasue we wish to know what we are dealing with. Once we know how many windows there are and how difficult thay are to clean, we can give you the cost of our services. If you accept our price, we will set a time for us to washing the windows.
Note: We cannot do houses that are over three stories tall.