February
A cool rock
It is our pleasure to announce February's guest speaker, a cool rock! An intern here at city hall found it and BOY, does it have a lot to tell us all. Ever since Neil (the intern), found this thing under his pillow after waking up in a cold sweat and brought it directly to the office, it's almost all that we in the town hall can hear! Not all good, not all bad though either, it's mostly somewhere in between, as most things tend to be. If you come listen long for enough, you'll probably hear something you wish you hadn't. Couldn't we all use a little spice in our lives right now?
Sidney in acquisitions said she heard the rock tell her to start brushiong her teeth with baking soda instad of toothpaste. She reportedly hasn't noticed a difference, but she hasn't given up on it yet.
Neil, on the other hand... he took a job with the county and insists everyone call him “Big Deil Neil”. He said I have to spell it like that, too.
In addition to the glorious wisdom The Rockall hail imparts, it occaisionally brings us gifts! Maybe if you come listen to what the rock has to say, you too, could be generously rewarded.
NOTICE: By attending February's engagtement, you agree to release the town of Tombstone, AZ, it's residents, the Town Hall, and specifically “Big Deil Neil” from any and all liability, and you agree that The Rock is probably worth coming back for and also it wouldn't hurt if you took a tiny little piece home and put it with the rest of your rocks probably nothing will happen but you should do it you have to no takesie-backsies.