Probably mostly safe!
February
A cool rock
It is our pleasure to announce February's guest speaker, a cool rock! An intern here at city hall found it and BOY, does it have a lot to tell us all. Ever since Neil (the intern), found this thing under his pillow after waking up in a cold sweat and brought it directly to the office, it's almost all that we in the town hall can hear! Not all good, not all bad though either, it's mostly somewhere in between, as most things tend to be. If you come listen long for enough, you'll probably hear something you wish you hadn't. Couldn't we all use a little spice in our lives right now?